Back in March when my friend Charlie @thebeemanclowder
wasn't feeling well, we acquired for him a Wal-Mart shopping scooter to make travel to pawties easier. From that we formed the #outpawsscootergang
for mischief, mayhem and fun while shopping 🛵. Since then our mission has grown, from terrorizing Route 66 to our recent full scale assault on the Charmin Bears Toilet Paper Compound. #outpawsfurrever
Recently we decided that our gang would be well suited for enforcement of pandemic protective measures in Wal-Mart stores, such as social distancing and the wearing of masks. Considering the physique of some shoppers (as well as the Charmin Bears with whom our conflict is ongoing), it was obvious that an advanced scooter would be necessary.
My sister Lisa, who is currently running for president of the USA, once again invoked the "Defense Production Act," this time directing GDLS to produce heavily-armored shopping scooters. As Charlie is the de facto leader it seemed fitting that he receive the first off the production line. Here is my sister Lisa, a fellow Texas Tiger like Charlie, presenting him his scooter after doing donuts in the parking lot. Notice how they are both cleverly disguised as Wal-Mart employees so as not to attract attention.
This model is a light-armament version, carrying only one GAU-12/U Equalizer five-barrel 25 mm rotary cannon, one 20mm multi-barrel rear-mounted machine gun, 2 Shortrange Sidewinder Air to Air Missiles and 2 Advanced Medium-Range Air Interceptor 120 Missiles.
Please visit Charlie and show some love as he just returned from a stay with the vet yesterday.
Join my boyfriend Paddy @paddy_le_chat
& me every weekday at #pawlatesandmeowyoga
with Jerry @jerry_the_ginger_cat & Fiona @slavetofiona and also #catcrossfitatbensonsmeowgastudio with Maradona @maradona_the_cat & Katniss @katnisstuxedocat.
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